This blog is very sensational & controversial
It is not my blog ..... and it is not your blog
It is OUR BLOG .......inspired by all of you ..!!
It is NOT supposed to be read by your wives,
husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, mistresses, etc
It is only for those who had gone through the
trials & tribulations of attending the classes
from 1978 thru 1979 ....
playing marbles in the classroom at 18 ......
got puppy-loved & broken-hearted at 19 ....
and only reaching puberty at 20 ......
Over 35 years have come and gone
...... and it has been a very big yawn
hair has turned white, and some have passed on
but the cherished memories will surely lingers on ........
those were crazy years when we did our thing
those were the fun days when we were KING
at our good old alma mater of King George V
where the boys would pee .... and the girls would wee
where we enjoyed the BEST YEARS of our lives in glee
People say life is a destination
women, children and monetization
but what is life without a fulfilling journey
enriched with our colorful Georgian memory ?
and just when you thought the high-tea & dinner is over,
here comes the masterpiece .... the Grand Finale ...the hangover
a blog that encapsulates all our great moments TOGETHER
Please click on this video & continue reading !!
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A big thank you to the organizing committee
for arranging this truly enlightening party
there were no thosai, teh tarik or chapati
only true friendship that lasts till eternity ....
First in line is botak urologist KYselvam
whose hobby is to play with your little worm
if you think he's good at erectile dyfunction
then you really have cuckoo-bird imagination
coz he now has an exotic invention
press a button, its 7-up standing ovation
press another button, its Coca Cola sedation
this is really a miraculous creation .......
with this type of remote-control play-station
the vintage guys can have 24 hours secretion
Lingam says " Hooray ...no need masturbation "
no need to sweet-talk the girls for penetration
Konee....chiwa ...... ana... se...yeo
Hey Thambi ....aneh-neh ....aiyo .yo
belum Deepavali sudah main yo-yo ...
..... exclaimed the ecstatic David Yeoh
What shall we do with this Jason Ong
who is always singing his birthday song
with hundreds of top hits to ponder ...
but he's a fake ... says Stevie Wonder
It's damn unfair .... tycoon Jason Ong
coz only lu ong ... gua nang beh ong
everyday we pray to your Tua Peh Kong
but only coins we won ... kling-kling kong-kong
then there was Tang Pueh Ling
who is always our dear little darling
with eyes that are so mesmerizing
and lips that are so tantalizing !!
my my ... did you see Tan Ann Ling ?
they used to call him " hum kar leng "
but after all those pricey botox fling
he's now so handsome .... bling-bling-bling
ini orang Chee Ming .... dia Ipoh mari
.... bawa pomelo 5 buah lori ...
sampai Bangi hijacked by benggali
depan belakang hentam ..... best sekali
and what about our old friend Sachi
who flew away chasing after Meenachi
this Erin is so damn kay-poh-chee
asking if they do bedtime tai-chi ...
but beware of Patrick's ghostly apparition
for 35 years he was missing in action
got lost somewhere in a rubber plantation
eating all the harimau into extinction
Any secrets of this legendary Patrick ?
well ... he always score fantastic hattrick
miss rin ... miss siew shan ... madam mamasan
he really tapau them back to Tong-san ........
not to be outdone is romeo Ernest
who is always seducing girls in earnest
he always makes the guys jealous
with his 3-step romancing prowess
but Patrick & Earnest are now lontong
coz down there ... ice-cream sudah potong
cut & shaven .... just like virgin sotong
safer than the monks in Ipoh Sam Poh Tong
soft and lembik ... like maggi mee
cant be used as an avatar or meme
The Japanese calls it ......." tsunami "
but our 2 abang call it .... " sunat me "
heard that this girl Erin Thong
doesn't like to wear any G-string thong
coz she really hates to wait so long
to adjust her lacey ting-ting-tong ....
and dont try to solicit Audrey Chew
from her video with the balcony view
you can see she's a fierce legal beau
even sausaging luncheon meat out of you
In close proximity is Chin Loy Yew
always saddening with " I dont love you "
Ayers Rock has beautiful mountain dew
why must she always tell us adieu ?
from Belgium with love is Bel Magness
always noted for her pre-menopause madness
she loves things ... that are sweet and sour
devouring handsome guys every other hour
even tho she is known as Nur Diyanah
flying from sini ..... sampai jauh kesana
we still whisper .....Sayang you di mana
sudah siap belum .... you punya macarena
How about panjang lawyer Sreesanthan ?
always eating cheap mee wan tan
no need curry .... only add in santan
his law books alone already weigh 1 ton
be careful of what you talk to him
coz he can always sue you in a whim
losing his voice like a croaking Datuk
..... his pants are now full of ubat batuk
as Georgians we always walk the talk
but David ... he can only talk kok
his girlfriend used to be Teresa Kok
hug you-fug you ... only 2 dishes he can wok
go to Bang-kok must sing the Sabai-Sabai
eat the tomyam krung called Chow Cha Bai
bang 10 times ....... serp pai ... serp pai
nothing comes out ... he has to bye-bye
David's the livewire in any party
if he talks ...... everyone will mati
if he doesn't talk ..... its a guarantee
he has the Tanjung Rambutan mentality
he says Dr Tan fingers are now black tafetta
poking too many Black Hole of Calcutta
its like test-driving his old Toyota
the leaking black oil is the vendetta
Jolly good fellow this Doctor Lay Seng
a 5-star doctor with only Sum Lup Seng
husbands always curse him Tiu Nia Sing
because crying babies he cant stop them sing
Dr Tan was the big-time head prefect
noted as the gentleman .... Mr Perfect
girls would line up in a very long queue
waiting to be WeChat, Kaokao and QQ
so now everywhere that he goes
the wife will trail him like a ghost
worried he will be missing in action
with so many China Doll temptation .....
if there's one singh .. he's called Jeswant Singh
if he drowns ... then it's called Karam Singh
if he is half-past six .... he must be Awtar Singh
and if you need cash .... go find Kesh Singh
but we only adore 1 singh ..... and it's Surjit Singh
whether you are last in class or the top scorer
whether you are very rich .... or getting poorer
to Surjit Singh ..... it does not really matter
coz he will treat us all as his own brother
then there is the evergreen Mr Quek
who only likes to ..... yack and quack
so when the duck enters the chicken pen
out comes the smiling Mr Wong Ah Hen
Mr Wong had taught us....... 1 plus 1 equals 2
" No its 3 !! " .... yelled Biology teacher Mr Loo
coz if the boy and girl plays with sticky glue
they will soon have a cute girl nicknamed Lulu .......
My my ....... mirror mirror on the wall
this sweet-young-thing has grown so tall
Ain't she the dearest one of them all
just like those Singapore SBC doll ?
Now which one of you left her here
please claim back your little one dear
This is an Adults-only XXX blog-site
so grab her out from those crocodile sight
Aayman .... preached Alan Tang the master
clasping his hands is Mun Chuan the pastor
Together they say .... you guys have too much sin
the only place left is the Bandaraya rubbish bin
now there's this celup-Aussie named TK
who bullied the WhatsApp fellas to say ok
boys & girls ...... you dont have to fear
no worries ...... Uncle George is here ......
once Jason sponsors me a smartphone
I will then send out my laser drone
to knock him out ......... with a T.K.O
... grinding his 2 tiny beans into Kopi-O
the Italians love ..... to eat tomato
the Aussies will add in some pesto
with TK being turned into mashed potato
... you folks can now WhatsApp with gusto
ka chng ang-ang ........ very kan koh
walk here walk there ...... pun beh hoh
TK Ng is asking ....... " aun chuah ho " ?
Sindy Ng is carolling ........ ho ho ho !!
there is another sial cha-boh called Cindy
who sapu all our hard-earned EPF money
singing & screaming like bloody Mary
turning that Old Man into a baloney
drink chinese tea this girl can get high
wave to the Bangla ..... and then say hi
hold his hands and she will say bye-bye
all the way to exciting Bollywood Mumbai
sorry for the poor little Puah Peter
who stays next door as her neighbour
Florence ended up as the Nightingale
lots of hot fumes she now has to exhale
Wake up.....wake up ..... dear little Peter
why are you still sleeping in your diaper ?
your wife is hotter than Sarawak's pepper
so why are you still playing with your little Twitter ?
dont ever go near to Liew Chin Choy
whose shoes stinks like stale hum choy
gave him Dr Kalai's brand new toy
he still prefers the Geylang roti boy
at Sentosa Cove ....... eating tiramisu
the girls were drinking toddy & samsu
but this C.C fella wants to order susu
now you know why Sing burgers taste like kiasu
then there's an old man named Seng Kee
Porscheing his 911 into partying Clark Quay
how can he have so much productive chi
mesmerizing Lucky Plaza Pinoy maids with glee ?
open his mouth ... you only see 2 gigi
open his pants ... its all Giorgo Armani
this oily-man really have tons of money
... no need Pagoda brand and minyak wangi
heard he gave away a new Lamborghini
to Liew Chin Choy dan dia punya bini
every nite they'll be speeding along the P.I.E
from Jurong West all the way to Changi ....
he always plucks chicken out of L.C.Y
I dont know who ..... i dont know why
put the 2 of them together up high
it will surely be a very explosive sigh ....
not to be left out is Khoo Kim Poh
from small time Rantau ... not Ipoh
this Tarzan is always looking for Jane
but Alex Chew says he'll be waiting in vain
lastly we have superstar Wai Hing
always supporting Dr Lim Heng Hing
also in attendance was the great Professor
now you have to answer " Yes sir ... yes sir "
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Thanks for giving me this lunatic opportunity
expressing my creative thoughts with insanity
Saya telah tulis dengan gila hati
mengeratkan hubungan kawan sejati
If it is offensive & insulting, then I am sorry
I hereby tender you my sincere apology
but lets look back and be merry
and cherish those wonderful memory
We had laughed and we had cried
some got toasted, and some were fried
I had blended 1% fact and 99% FICTION
.... into this very enlightening concoction !!
Once a writer ..... always a writer
from fiery summer to the snowy winter
some had made it ....... and some had falter
but as TRUE FRIENDS ..... it doesn't matter
What's the point of having lots of money
when life is so damn sad and lonely ?
Day and night it can be so empty
without all of you in the fraternity ......
you folks have Merz, BMW and Lexus
only 1 wife ..... but many more missus
some have devoted their lives to Jesus
yet I am still the poor old Confucious
my hands are now reaching out
true friends i need .... thats no doubt
how i wished i could rewind the clock
and hear it tick again ...... tick-tock tick-tock
my fragile knees are now weakening
and incontinence will soon be coming
Parkinson will increase my stammering
with fingers that will always be shivering
the eyesight is also fading & failing
and the agile mind is slowly ageing
these are signs that my final days is arriving
and i will soon be going and dying ....
........ the tears are now flowing
your companionship I am yearning
and ...and ... my heart is now crying
for your friendship i am always longing
in this life ..... there is only one certainty
that someday all of us will meet the Almighty
....... so before all of us reach the final destiny
let me en-blog the good old days into eternity
the next reunion, I may walk with Tongkat Ali
or pushed in wheelchair by an Indon nanny
Alzheimer may make me lose my memory
if I can't remember you ... I now say sorry
Friendship remains & can never wither
all of you will always be my brother & sister
..... we shall all survive old age together
even though worldwide we are all scatter
and if I can't make it to the next gathering
you folks will probably be wondering
where is our dear blogging brother
who has checked-in to the memorial center ......
if reading this blog has helped you to re-connect
made you laughed .... and made you cried
please leave a comment for all to read .....
or just hit me at .... george3388@gmail.com
Thank you very much .... my dearest friends
for making it happen .... for being part of my journey
......... thats what friends are for ....... !!!
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Here are the un-censored comments :
Hey Fook Heum,
Quite a poem you had going there.
How come nothing about you?
Thanks for the mention, though I am surprised you remember how
Seng Kee and I don't see eye to eye. Or rather he gets his thrill making me mad.
Maybe I should think of a short verse for you and add to the nice piece you wrote.
George or no George you will always be my old friend Fook Heum........
Now go get a smartphone. Lol ..... LC Mallen
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OMG, You are such a naughty boy......
but nevertheless, I had fun reading your poem...laughing in stitches at certain paras.
You better get that smart phone and whatsapp soon!
-- Bel
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Good job GE. TQ for your efforts at sharing to reconnect all
----- Alex Chiew
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Hi FH thanks for the wonderful post on yr blog
Didn't know you could write
Well done
Pueh Ling
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Dear Fook Heum
Your blog says it all - it was amusing, witty, and naughty. Was a welcome relief and
a high note to end the week for me. Brought laughs and tears as I read through.
Thank you for taking the effort. You are right, its the masterpiece after the
reunion dinner and high tea, the after reunion dinners, the after reunion lunches,
he after reunion get togethers, etc. etc.
Bravo, keep them coming
Audrey
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.... your poem is wonderful
Now everyone asking Erin what is her Ting Ting Tong
she also doesn't know ..... Hahaha
== Wah Hing
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George, just read your blog. Your work of art quite impressive. I hope others looking at what you wrote does not cause others ( that don't know us) don't think the worse of us Hahahahaha
You invited us to contribute in response n it was too tempting not to.
I crafted out in 5 mins, what came to mind, here it goes :
It's easy to blast your linguistic skills anyhow you want
Because in reality there's little that you care
They say that it's better to give than to receive
So give give and give you did
With little care, with little thought on how others feel
You merrily give away your thoughts
To give as merrily as you did
You must know enough to commit
To share as you dare
May be too much for some to bear
To make others laugh, a merry heart is indeed good
But everyone has a story n all are not quite the same...
Have a care every once in a while would be good
And yes truth hurts but care for some good truth?
Well, we now know the authentic George,
I guess we have no choice but to receive,
At our age they say better to chill
Otherwise we will be on George's kill
So chill we must n love people as they are,
With George quiet prowl as he watch others around him
For his aftermath linguistic work of art
For some will laugh, for some will scream
But whatever it be, that's George
N however one look at it, it's still George!
So George, with our tender age,
We don't want to move into our own cage
Spare us a little kindness every once in a while,
So we can always keep good thoughts in our memory file.
This is not to blast at you
But to say we applaud your writing skills
I could help responding
And try out my own amateurish poetic skills.
Cindy Tan
